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الخميس، 12 أبريل 2007

Would You Save The Last Dance For Me?

the title might not seem to have any reference to BAOC '07, but doubt me not. this entry is rightfully dedicated to every special significant one present at this major event. before i start getting a bit draggy about all this, i would like to say a few words regarding why i have chosen to join this BAOC '07 as a Student Buddy. for other who would like to skip this boring part, lol, please proceed directly to the paragraph below the "italic-ed" text. haha. =p


when i 1st got into NP, like any other freshie, i went for the BAOC. due to my unpleasant experience at the FOC which took place a fortnight before the BAOC commenced, i didn't really expect much from it. like many others, i thought that i would only be attending the 1st day of the orientation and sleeping at home for the other 3 days.

however, things took a turn when i was introduced to these 2 SCs of mine: ai ping and law sonn. law sonn was a very responsible student leader and ai ping was the "xiao za bo" of the og. lol. =p they were able to bring e mood to an all-time high on the 1st day and when everyone was dismissed, we were already anticipating the next day to be an extraordinary and fun day that shouldn't be missed. of course, the following days were super fun and things got even better when Fanatical Masquerade won the best OG.

ai ping was the one who brought that change in me. with her enthusiasm, dedication and outspoken character, she has molded and given me one of best moments in my life. having met such a SB, i also aspire to be one who is able to provide my freshies with such an experience also. some of my friends out there might be teasing me about just wanting to meet junior girls because i frequently mention about it. disappointingly, i figure that you guys might not know me well enough if you consider my words to be serious. which male or female SBs wouldn't like to have an attractive junior of the opposite sex in his/her og? that would make work more pleasurable. (it seems like with this sentence, i have "ye miao ye hei". lol. =p)

however, i never did forget my top priority when it comes to BAOC - creating a memorable orientation for my freshies and giving them a wonderful and fresh start to their poly life. cca points and any other incentives that come with it are just bonuses. i couldn't care less. it was only with this one motive and aim that i joined the BAOC as an SB. my dear SB ai ping had already given me such an exciting start to the new chapter of my poly life. this time, i figured that it should be my turn.


oh my god! i'm just about to touch on the main topic of this entry but it's already so lengthy. lol. would you guys want me to move on? hmmm. i guess silence means consent. lol. =p


TO MY DEAR FRESHIES:

It has been my pleasure to meet you gals and guys for the orientation. Even though we have only spent 3 days together, i really do hope that you all have enjoyed yourselves. Pardon this SB of yours because i tend to be more shy when i first meet new people. maybe that's because i'm an introvert? haha.

1st day was boring right? haha. don't bluff, i know it all because i think so too. lol. =p really sorry for the boring 1st day. i slept at 5am the previous night and all i could think on that day was going back home to sleep on my comfortable bed. lol. well, perhaps it was because of what had happened that made me pondered a lot that very night. i started recalling how disappointing the day had been and how my previous SB had done a completely different task from what me. with this reflection, i promised myself that the 2nd day would be a changed day for every one of you. it would be unfair to you if i continue failing to fulfill my responsibilities as an SB and thus hindering an otherwise interesting and fun orientation. This orientation isn't mine. It's is meant for you! that thought alone was enough for me to convince myself into giving my best on the next day.

the 2nd day was activity day. played quite a number of games and you all were pretty good. the only reason why our points were being dragged down was because of our cheers. of course, it was our fault. we didn't teach the cheers properly and make sure that everyone of you clearly understand them. to tell the truth, we only heard the cheers on that morning. lol. =p (that shows how "slack" we have been. lol. )

however, what made the 2nd day significantly different from the 1st day were your smiles, your enthusiasm and your unity. also, i was really glad that some of you took the initiative to teach the group games and dances that even we SBs and SCs haven't learnt before. (although my minimal knowledge in these stuff wouldn't make it a surprise at all. =p) your leadership qualities are deeply appreciated and that one name that i would like to mention would be Shu Xian. you have been superb in the group, even though you gave me a hard time trying to learn all the new moves from the songs and dances. lol. =D

finally, it had come to the 3rd day. Jane was representing our OG as the pageant and as her SB, i feel happy for her. (even though i also fancy the female pageant from Drawlka or whatever-you-spell-it. lol. =p) haha. somehow i feel like a traitor but don't get me wrong. jane was really pretty that day but i just couldn't decide between her and the other gal. perhaps that makes me the most un-biased person around? lol. when the results were announced, i CERTAINLY feel unjust for her when the male pageant and her didn't win any award. WHOEVER THE PANEL OF JUDGES IS, ARE YOU BLIND OR DO YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR LIKING FOR THE SAME SEX??? PLEASE DO REWARD THE RIGHTFUL ONES BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE BOTH OF OUR PAGEANTS DESERVE THE AWARDS MORE THAN THE OTHER CONTESTANTS!!!

as a consolation, our group was rewarded the 2nd best OG. of course, all of us were very happy about this and started celebrating. things got to an all high at the end of the event when everyone started taking photos with one another and cheered whole-heartedly. adding to this climax of the evening, the GY 9 that I'm SO PROUD of actually taught the rest a dance and had the whole GY dancing along with us. what else could i possibly say when the emotions that i felt at that particular moment were so overwhelming? GY 9, YOU ALL ARE GREAT! =D

here, i would like to thank Neddely and the rest for their lollipops and tiny cards. THANKS A LOT! =) also, i would love to dance with all of you again even though i'm no where near the standards of perhaps even an amateur dancer. haha. these dances that i have had with you people were truly memorable. well, that explains my title, doesn't it? =) haha. from now on, you will be starting a new chapter of your life. i wish everyone of you the best and of course, FORGET US NOT! haha. we will still remain in contact and if you need any help in future, feel free to consult me or any of the other SBs and SCs. we will gladly offer you our help.

oh ya, not forgetting this, did you people realize that i was kind of quiet and "down" in the hall just now when the lights were off? that's because i'm claustrophobic. haha. =p ok, i shall end this extremely long entry now with a few final words.

GY 9 ROCKS!!!
GUSTO YAMATAIKOKU ROCKS!!! =D


(eee. i sound like some geek to say "rock" here and "rock" there. ok, that's redundant. lol.=p )

Would You Save The Last Dance For Me?

the title might not seem to have any reference to BAOC '07, but doubt me not. this entry is rightfully dedicated to every special significant one present at this major event. before i start getting a bit draggy about all this, i would like to say a few words regarding why i have chosen to join this BAOC '07 as a Student Buddy. for other who would like to skip this boring part, lol, please proceed directly to the paragraph below the "italic-ed" text. haha. =p


when i 1st got into NP, like any other freshie, i went for the BAOC. due to my unpleasant experience at the FOC which took place a fortnight before the BAOC commenced, i didn't really expect much from it. like many others, i thought that i would only be attending the 1st day of the orientation and sleeping at home for the other 3 days.

however, things took a turn when i was introduced to these 2 SCs of mine: ai ping and law sonn. law sonn was a very responsible student leader and ai ping was the "xiao za bo" of the og. lol. =p they were able to bring e mood to an all-time high on the 1st day and when everyone was dismissed, we were already anticipating the next day to be an extraordinary and fun day that shouldn't be missed. of course, the following days were super fun and things got even better when Fanatical Masquerade won the best OG.

ai ping was the one who brought that change in me. with her enthusiasm, dedication and outspoken character, she has molded and given me one of best moments in my life. having met such a SB, i also aspire to be one who is able to provide my freshies with such an experience also. some of my friends out there might be teasing me about just wanting to meet junior girls because i frequently mention about it. disappointingly, i figure that you guys might not know me well enough if you consider my words to be serious. which male or female SBs wouldn't like to have an attractive junior of the opposite sex in his/her og? that would make work more pleasurable. (it seems like with this sentence, i have "ye miao ye hei". lol. =p)

however, i never did forget my top priority when it comes to BAOC - creating a memorable orientation for my freshies and giving them a wonderful and fresh start to their poly life. cca points and any other incentives that come with it are just bonuses. i couldn't care less. it was only with this one motive and aim that i joined the BAOC as an SB. my dear SB ai ping had already given me such an exciting start to the new chapter of my poly life. this time, i figured that it should be my turn.


oh my god! i'm just about to touch on the main topic of this entry but it's already so lengthy. lol. would you guys want me to move on? hmmm. i guess silence means consent. lol. =p


TO MY DEAR FRESHIES:

It has been my pleasure to meet you gals and guys for the orientation. Even though we have only spent 3 days together, i really do hope that you all have enjoyed yourselves. Pardon this SB of yours because i tend to be more shy when i first meet new people. maybe that's because i'm an introvert? haha.

1st day was boring right? haha. don't bluff, i know it all because i think so too. lol. =p really sorry for the boring 1st day. i slept at 5am the previous night and all i could think on that day was going back home to sleep on my comfortable bed. lol. well, perhaps it was because of what had happened that made me pondered a lot that very night. i started recalling how disappointing the day had been and how my previous SB had done a completely different task from what me. with this reflection, i promised myself that the 2nd day would be a changed day for every one of you. it would be unfair to you if i continue failing to fulfill my responsibilities as an SB and thus hindering an otherwise interesting and fun orientation. This orientation isn't mine. It's is meant for you! that thought alone was enough for me to convince myself into giving my best on the next day.

the 2nd day was activity day. played quite a number of games and you all were pretty good. the only reason why our points were being dragged down was because of our cheers. of course, it was our fault. we didn't teach the cheers properly and make sure that everyone of you clearly understand them. to tell the truth, we only heard the cheers on that morning. lol. =p (that shows how "slack" we have been. lol. )

however, what made the 2nd day significantly different from the 1st day were your smiles, your enthusiasm and your unity. also, i was really glad that some of you took the initiative to teach the group games and dances that even we SBs and SCs haven't learnt before. (although my minimal knowledge in these stuff wouldn't make it a surprise at all. =p) your leadership qualities are deeply appreciated and that one name that i would like to mention would be Shu Xian. you have been superb in the group, even though you gave me a hard time trying to learn all the new moves from the songs and dances. lol. =D

finally, it had come to the 3rd day. Jane was representing our OG as the pageant and as her SB, i feel happy for her. (even though i also fancy the female pageant from Drawlka or whatever-you-spell-it. lol. =p) haha. somehow i feel like a traitor but don't get me wrong. jane was really pretty that day but i just couldn't decide between her and the other gal. perhaps that makes me the most un-biased person around? lol. when the results were announced, i CERTAINLY feel unjust for her when the male pageant and her didn't win any award. WHOEVER THE PANEL OF JUDGES IS, ARE YOU BLIND OR DO YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR LIKING FOR THE SAME SEX??? PLEASE DO REWARD THE RIGHTFUL ONES BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE BOTH OF OUR PAGEANTS DESERVE THE AWARDS MORE THAN THE OTHER CONTESTANTS!!!

as a consolation, our group was rewarded the 2nd best OG. of course, all of us were very happy about this and started celebrating. things got to an all high at the end of the event when everyone started taking photos with one another and cheered whole-heartedly. adding to this climax of the evening, the GY 9 that I'm SO PROUD of actually taught the rest a dance and had the whole GY dancing along with us. what else could i possibly say when the emotions that i felt at that particular moment were so overwhelming? GY 9, YOU ALL ARE GREAT! =D

here, i would like to thank Neddely and the rest for their lollipops and tiny cards. THANKS A LOT! =) also, i would love to dance with all of you again even though i'm no where near the standards of perhaps even an amateur dancer. haha. these dances that i have had with you people were truly memorable. well, that explains my title, doesn't it? =) haha. from now on, you will be starting a new chapter of your life. i wish everyone of you the best and of course, FORGET US NOT! haha. we will still remain in contact and if you need any help in future, feel free to consult me or any of the other SBs and SCs. we will gladly offer you our help.

oh ya, not forgetting this, did you people realize that i was kind of quiet and "down" in the hall just now when the lights were off? that's because i'm claustrophobic. haha. =p ok, i shall end this extremely long entry now with a few final words.

GY 9 ROCKS!!!
GUSTO YAMATAIKOKU ROCKS!!! =D


(eee. i sound like some geek to say "rock" here and "rock" there. ok, that's redundant. lol.=p )

الخميس، 5 أبريل 2007

Reply to An "ABSURD" Blog Entry

It was supposed to be a lengthy entry.

However, I changed my mind.

Your sarcasms and harsh words, she deserves neither.

Please reflect.

Reply to An "ABSURD" Blog Entry

It was supposed to be a lengthy entry.

However, I changed my mind.

Your sarcasms and harsh words, she deserves neither.

Please reflect.

الخميس، 29 مارس 2007

Fucked Up Day

Today, i cocked up in 2 IS modules enrollments: wei jie's and mine. for e 1st trial i wasn't really clear on how to enroll even though i was punctual. only after 5 mins did i know how to enroll but it was all too late. most of e courses were already taken up. so, i signed him up for service innovation and french. at this pt of time, i was already v guilty because i pangseh-ed him for e cruise and failed to get him into his desired is modules. so, i thought: maybe i could enroll photography using my slot and swap with his. that gave me a gleam of hope, but ultimately it didn't last. so, i went back to bed and slept, hoping to wake up at 2pm with a clear mind for e 2nd enrollment.


at 12.20pm, i went to sat down in front of my computer and began chatting with sherwin after failing to fall asleep. then, i asked him about his enrollment n stuff while i casually log into my npal account. it was at that moment that i realized this. MY TIME SLOT IS AT 12PM!!!

FUCK! to think i've double-checked and still saw 2pm in e email. i must have been in a drunken state of mind. while i was panicking, i glanced through e courses left. NO MORE PHOTOGRAPHY!!! to make matters worse, there weren't much courses left. in e end, i was forced to pick perspectives on china and french. e only consolations that i could get from my choices is that perspectives on china might be useful and i'm in e same french class as wei jie.


To Wei Jie: Sorry I've really tried my best but I failed to get you into your desired courses. Can only try my luck again at 10pm tonight. Really sorry.


what a fucked up day!
=x

Fucked Up Day

Today, i cocked up in 2 IS modules enrollments: wei jie's and mine. for e 1st trial i wasn't really clear on how to enroll even though i was punctual. only after 5 mins did i know how to enroll but it was all too late. most of e courses were already taken up. so, i signed him up for service innovation and french. at this pt of time, i was already v guilty because i pangseh-ed him for e cruise and failed to get him into his desired is modules. so, i thought: maybe i could enroll photography using my slot and swap with his. that gave me a gleam of hope, but ultimately it didn't last. so, i went back to bed and slept, hoping to wake up at 2pm with a clear mind for e 2nd enrollment.


at 12.20pm, i went to sat down in front of my computer and began chatting with sherwin after failing to fall asleep. then, i asked him about his enrollment n stuff while i casually log into my npal account. it was at that moment that i realized this. MY TIME SLOT IS AT 12PM!!!

FUCK! to think i've double-checked and still saw 2pm in e email. i must have been in a drunken state of mind. while i was panicking, i glanced through e courses left. NO MORE PHOTOGRAPHY!!! to make matters worse, there weren't much courses left. in e end, i was forced to pick perspectives on china and french. e only consolations that i could get from my choices is that perspectives on china might be useful and i'm in e same french class as wei jie.


To Wei Jie: Sorry I've really tried my best but I failed to get you into your desired courses. Can only try my luck again at 10pm tonight. Really sorry.


what a fucked up day!
=x

الجمعة، 23 مارس 2007

mini-Hanano q da recuerdos ^^

Hermanita Tsukino... no deber�as dejar que locas como yo pudiesen crear entradas en tu blog, porq cabe la posibilidad de que lo hicieran un d�a. ^^ Bueno, simplemente me pregunto... cual es la raz�n por la cual me dejas el honor de sabotear tu blog y escribir cosas impertinentes :D. En fin, soy un ser rancio y malvado, desquiciando vidas ajenas para ponerlas junto a mi (esto me suena a Extremoduro XD).

Un saludico a mi querida onesan y a su panda de bloggers que deben dormir un sue�o tan largo como reparador... aunq mejor q se muevan un poco o la gente va a creer q est�n muertos :D, (es bromita ^^, seguro q son gente muy simp�tica). En fin, ya que te dije que ten�as q actualizar el blog y no lo hiciste, me he tomado la libertad de hacerlo yo XDDD aix! Q mala soy! Besicos! Ya sabes q puedes borrar esta burrada cuando quieras ^^, eso si te enteras, por supuesto...mmm espero q no xD.

Te quiero ^^

-> Blogger de Protocolo7

mini-Hanano q da recuerdos ^^

Hermanita Tsukino... no deber�as dejar que locas como yo pudiesen crear entradas en tu blog, porq cabe la posibilidad de que lo hicieran un d�a. ^^ Bueno, simplemente me pregunto... cual es la raz�n por la cual me dejas el honor de sabotear tu blog y escribir cosas impertinentes :D. En fin, soy un ser rancio y malvado, desquiciando vidas ajenas para ponerlas junto a mi (esto me suena a Extremoduro XD).

Un saludico a mi querida onesan y a su panda de bloggers que deben dormir un sue�o tan largo como reparador... aunq mejor q se muevan un poco o la gente va a creer q est�n muertos :D, (es bromita ^^, seguro q son gente muy simp�tica). En fin, ya que te dije que ten�as q actualizar el blog y no lo hiciste, me he tomado la libertad de hacerlo yo XDDD aix! Q mala soy! Besicos! Ya sabes q puedes borrar esta burrada cuando quieras ^^, eso si te enteras, por supuesto...mmm espero q no xD.

Te quiero ^^

-> Blogger de Protocolo7

الخميس، 22 مارس 2007

A Pleasant Day

A pleasant day(s), meeting some pleasant people.

Qin Pei - on the bus to cck stadium
Yi Hong - who's working at lot 1
Dorothy - at the bus stop in front of lot 1

The day before:

Qing Pei - on my way to school
Estella - at np bus stop

haha. yeah! i've blogged for the month, so desu ka. haha. =p

A Pleasant Day

A pleasant day(s), meeting some pleasant people.

Qin Pei - on the bus to cck stadium
Yi Hong - who's working at lot 1
Dorothy - at the bus stop in front of lot 1

The day before:

Qing Pei - on my way to school
Estella - at np bus stop

haha. yeah! i've blogged for the month, so desu ka. haha. =p

الاثنين، 12 مارس 2007

Las niñas malas van a la cárcel

Un juzgado de Sevilla condenó a nueve meses de prisión a una mujer por dar una bofetada a su marido en el transcurso de una discusión cuando la pareja se encontraba en trámites de separación. La sentencia recuerda que las penas se deben aplicar en su mitad superior cuando el delito se perpetre en presencia de menores o en el domicilio común, como en este caso, pues la discusión fue presenciada por las dos hijas de la pareja, que entonces contaban con 11 y 9 años de edad. Tendrá que pagarle 30 euros. La acusada no podrá acercarse a menos de 300 metros de su marido durante dos años, ni tener armas durante el mismo periodo y le pagará una indemnización de 30 €.
Esta noticia, sacada del gran periódico no sensacionalista, totalmente objetivo, fiable e informado Qué! me ha hecho conocer por fin el primer caso (primero porque no sabía de ningún otro, no porque sea el primero conocido) en el que condenan a una mujer por pegarle a su marido, olé tus cojones! Yo no sé si el juez conocía ya a la tía esa y le caía mal, pero 9 meses de cárcel por pegarle una bofetada a su marido es un poco extremo. Dios me libre si hiciera apología de la violencia doméstica!! Pero por otra parte me imagino a esas dos personas teniendo una discusión acalorada y apasionada ("que tú eres una puta y una guarra y por eso me divorcio", "que no, que el cabrón eres tu, que te liaste con mi amiga Mari Pili, y pretendes llevarte a los niños y dejarme sola con los gatos"), y lo mismo ella no se pudo contener cuando él dijo algo muy violento y le metió una ostia de esas de las que meten algunas mujeres, que suena mucho, pica mucho, pero que ni es ostia ni es na'. A mí me han metido tortas así y no querría que esas tías acabaran en la cárcel... o bueno, lo mismo sí.

Una mujer maltratada desde el día de su boda fue condenada en diciembre en Lugo a ocho meses de prisión por abofetear a su marido.
Esta noticia que adjunta de nuevo el gran periódico Qué! (el único periódico que leo... que es más una revista de humor que un diario informativo) ya nos advierte que hay jueces a los que les pillan en esos días que uno sube la cremallera al terminar de mear y se cierra el escroto junto con el pantalón -no recomendado a ninguna mujer.

- Pero señor juez, que Paco me maltrataba día sí y día también, y me violaba por las noches y me echaba aceite hirviendo.... y al final una explota, y cuando tratan de sacarte los ojos con tenedores de esos pequeñitos (por cierto, señor juez, para qué sirven? son para el postre? alguien los usa de verdad?) pues como que te intentas defender.
- Na...nanananana..... de eso nada.... siempre estamos con el cuento del aceite hirviendo y los maltratos.... de esos maltratos yo no sé nada de nada!!! Pero 20 personas le vieron meterle una señora torta en la calle, humillándolo profundamente y...
- Diga que sí, señor juez -gritó Don Paco, sintiéndose apoyado y creído al fin-, que me dejó en ridículo y todos se reían de mi.
- Cállese o haré que le encierren por desacato.... o por mentacato.... o por mentolado, o mantecado o mantequilla o mil cosas más.
- Sí, señor juez. Perdóneme. Prosiga.
- Como decía... ejem -aquí el señor juez intentó quitarse una flema que llevaba atormentándole como 3 días, lo cual es normal teniendo en cuenta que ya tiene 68 añitos, que no es na'-...... ejemmm..... ejem ejem....... Como decía (2), usted es una puta que se merece pasarse toda su vida donde no pueda ver la luz del Sol..... Señor Paco, hágame el favor de dejar de echarle aceite hirviendo a su mujer mientras hablo con ella... vamos hombre....
Así están las cosas...

Una mujer fue condenada en Cantabria a seis meses de cárcel por intentar clavarle un cuchillo jamonero en plena calle a su ex marido, que tuvo que refugiarse en una panadería.
La última perla de este gran diario (Qué! hacéis que no estáis bajando a pillarlo gratuitamente) es casi lo mejor de todo. Le metes una bofetada a tu marido porque le has pillado tirándose a tu madre, tu hija, tu hermana y tu perra juntas, y te tiras 9 meses aprendiendo el arte del lesbianismo y del trapicheo; que tu marido te maltrata y tú le pones fin con, ahora, una abofeteamiento (nótese que se trata de 2 o más bofetadas, sin especificar número ni intensidad), pues 8 mesecitos dando paseos por el patio y tatuándote el nombre del juez mientras planeas la forma más despiadada de torturarlo (yo diría que recortándole los pezones lentamente con unas tijeras); si te da por clavarle un cuchillo jamonero a tu marido en tol' lomo, pues nada, la pena más baja de las 3: medio año de vacaciones en un recinto de ocio y relaciones sociales. Que cómo está el mundo? Ya... sí... pero lo mismo se lo merecían.... y ahora me voy a intentar recordar los nombres de aquellas mujeres que dejaron la marca de sus manos en mi cara, a ver si las puedo enviar de retiro a algún centro turístico destinado a maltratadoras.

Las niñas malas van a la cárcel

Un juzgado de Sevilla condenó a nueve meses de prisión a una mujer por dar una bofetada a su marido en el transcurso de una discusión cuando la pareja se encontraba en trámites de separación. La sentencia recuerda que las penas se deben aplicar en su mitad superior cuando el delito se perpetre en presencia de menores o en el domicilio común, como en este caso, pues la discusión fue presenciada por las dos hijas de la pareja, que entonces contaban con 11 y 9 años de edad. Tendrá que pagarle 30 euros. La acusada no podrá acercarse a menos de 300 metros de su marido durante dos años, ni tener armas durante el mismo periodo y le pagará una indemnización de 30 €.
Esta noticia, sacada del gran periódico no sensacionalista, totalmente objetivo, fiable e informado Qué! me ha hecho conocer por fin el primer caso (primero porque no sabía de ningún otro, no porque sea el primero conocido) en el que condenan a una mujer por pegarle a su marido, olé tus cojones! Yo no sé si el juez conocía ya a la tía esa y le caía mal, pero 9 meses de cárcel por pegarle una bofetada a su marido es un poco extremo. Dios me libre si hiciera apología de la violencia doméstica!! Pero por otra parte me imagino a esas dos personas teniendo una discusión acalorada y apasionada ("que tú eres una puta y una guarra y por eso me divorcio", "que no, que el cabrón eres tu, que te liaste con mi amiga Mari Pili, y pretendes llevarte a los niños y dejarme sola con los gatos"), y lo mismo ella no se pudo contener cuando él dijo algo muy violento y le metió una ostia de esas de las que meten algunas mujeres, que suena mucho, pica mucho, pero que ni es ostia ni es na'. A mí me han metido tortas así y no querría que esas tías acabaran en la cárcel... o bueno, lo mismo sí.

Una mujer maltratada desde el día de su boda fue condenada en diciembre en Lugo a ocho meses de prisión por abofetear a su marido.
Esta noticia que adjunta de nuevo el gran periódico Qué! (el único periódico que leo... que es más una revista de humor que un diario informativo) ya nos advierte que hay jueces a los que les pillan en esos días que uno sube la cremallera al terminar de mear y se cierra el escroto junto con el pantalón -no recomendado a ninguna mujer.

- Pero señor juez, que Paco me maltrataba día sí y día también, y me violaba por las noches y me echaba aceite hirviendo.... y al final una explota, y cuando tratan de sacarte los ojos con tenedores de esos pequeñitos (por cierto, señor juez, para qué sirven? son para el postre? alguien los usa de verdad?) pues como que te intentas defender.
- Na...nanananana..... de eso nada.... siempre estamos con el cuento del aceite hirviendo y los maltratos.... de esos maltratos yo no sé nada de nada!!! Pero 20 personas le vieron meterle una señora torta en la calle, humillándolo profundamente y...
- Diga que sí, señor juez -gritó Don Paco, sintiéndose apoyado y creído al fin-, que me dejó en ridículo y todos se reían de mi.
- Cállese o haré que le encierren por desacato.... o por mentacato.... o por mentolado, o mantecado o mantequilla o mil cosas más.
- Sí, señor juez. Perdóneme. Prosiga.
- Como decía... ejem -aquí el señor juez intentó quitarse una flema que llevaba atormentándole como 3 días, lo cual es normal teniendo en cuenta que ya tiene 68 añitos, que no es na'-...... ejemmm..... ejem ejem....... Como decía (2), usted es una puta que se merece pasarse toda su vida donde no pueda ver la luz del Sol..... Señor Paco, hágame el favor de dejar de echarle aceite hirviendo a su mujer mientras hablo con ella... vamos hombre....
Así están las cosas...

Una mujer fue condenada en Cantabria a seis meses de cárcel por intentar clavarle un cuchillo jamonero en plena calle a su ex marido, que tuvo que refugiarse en una panadería.
La última perla de este gran diario (Qué! hacéis que no estáis bajando a pillarlo gratuitamente) es casi lo mejor de todo. Le metes una bofetada a tu marido porque le has pillado tirándose a tu madre, tu hija, tu hermana y tu perra juntas, y te tiras 9 meses aprendiendo el arte del lesbianismo y del trapicheo; que tu marido te maltrata y tú le pones fin con, ahora, una abofeteamiento (nótese que se trata de 2 o más bofetadas, sin especificar número ni intensidad), pues 8 mesecitos dando paseos por el patio y tatuándote el nombre del juez mientras planeas la forma más despiadada de torturarlo (yo diría que recortándole los pezones lentamente con unas tijeras); si te da por clavarle un cuchillo jamonero a tu marido en tol' lomo, pues nada, la pena más baja de las 3: medio año de vacaciones en un recinto de ocio y relaciones sociales. Que cómo está el mundo? Ya... sí... pero lo mismo se lo merecían.... y ahora me voy a intentar recordar los nombres de aquellas mujeres que dejaron la marca de sus manos en mi cara, a ver si las puedo enviar de retiro a algún centro turístico destinado a maltratadoras.

الأربعاء، 7 فبراير 2007

So Special

There was this moment
So Special
When we first exchanged glances

A feeling
So Special
Lingering amid unspoken words


Tonight,
The stars are calling out your name
Would you dance with me under the luminous moonlight
and get lost in this moment
So Special
and continue dancing eternally
with our souls tied?

So Special

There was this moment
So Special
When we first exchanged glances

A feeling
So Special
Lingering amid unspoken words


Tonight,
The stars are calling out your name
Would you dance with me under the luminous moonlight
and get lost in this moment
So Special
and continue dancing eternally
with our souls tied?

So Special

There was this moment
So Special
When we first exchanged glances

A feeling
So Special
Lingering amid unspoken words


Tonight,
The stars are calling out your name
Would you dance with me under the luminous moonlight
and get lost in this moment
So Special
and continue dancing eternally
with our souls tied?

So Special

There was this moment
So Special
When we first exchanged glances

A feeling
So Special
Lingering amid unspoken words


Tonight,
The stars are calling out your name
Would you dance with me under the luminous moonlight
and get lost in this moment
So Special
and continue dancing eternally
with our souls tied?

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